John tested; Karkat approved

Cassandra|19| ♌ |INFP

I really enjoy drawing and various other things including writing, and whatever else i decide to do with myself.

I'm into dmmd, homestuck, snk, knk, pokemon, assassins creed and a lot of other stuff so yeah.

Reblog if your parents have ever:

madam-squishy:

- pointed out acne
- treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING)
- made fun of people who you idolize
- made you feel like an outcast
- ever called you a mistake or worthless
- forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable
- made jokes about your weight
- made you cry
- made you break down
- made you feel like you were all alone
If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

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http://vriskaslipstick.tumblr.com/post/98122327493/wizardbird-callerina

wizardbird:

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more…

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

(Source: togamislegs, via vriskaslipstick)

aranea-serket:

ARANEA: Ok then!
ARANEA: Has everyone settled down? Do I have everyone's attention?
MEENAH: attention huh
MEENAH: whoda thought
MEENAH: you would want any of THAT
Meenah | Aranea | Photo | ♓♏
(I got that bitch grabbed by her braids, no escape for you missy)
Finally a photo from LBM’14 back in March! Cosplaying Les8ifins with my wonderfully full of character Meenah is such a big deal to me ♥

aranea-serket:

ARANEA: Ok then!
ARANEA: Has everyone settled down? Do I have everyone's attention?
MEENAH: attention huh
MEENAH: whoda thought
MEENAH: you would want any of THAT

Meenah | Aranea | Photo | ♓♏

(I got that bitch grabbed by her braids, no escape for you missy)

Finally a photo from LBM’14 back in March! Cosplaying Les8ifins with my wonderfully full of character Meenah is such a big deal to me 

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hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

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batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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samhain-hallows:

jedavu:

Creative Artist Turns Strangers’ Photographs Into Anime-Inspired Sketches

US-based artist Robert DeJesus has been accepting commissions by strangers to draw Japanese anime-inspired portraits of themselves based on photographs they submit. 

All hail DeJesus for making insanely cute photos even cuter.

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cheeroba:

cheeroba:

cheeroba:

HEY SO…im in school now and this semester is actually starting off really well and im enjoying my classes and not being a total fuck up. and since otakon was a complete shut out im looking to REALLY try and go to katsucon this year!! its my favorite con and right at my 20th bday so i think of it as the perfect bday gift to myself. unfortunately since im trying to resurrect my grades from the dead this semester, i do not have time to balance a job (nor do any jobs correlate between my available times) AND SO i would like to keep commissions going in order to earn money. my goal is about $150 and i really think its doable this year if i start now. any helping hand would be appreciated!

EDIT: so far i have about $65/$150 goal reached!! i really appreciate the support and interest in my art!!

REGARDING COMMISSIONS

  • backgrounds are all simple color unless negotiated otherwise (ill usually keep price the same unless its complex)
  • additional characters are each half price the original 
  • i will not draw mecha or extreme nsfw
  • nsfw is negotiable if you are 18+

if you are interested in commissioning me, contact me via email: dlpasternak@yahoo.com with your request!!

please DO NOT send money to me until i have approved your request, as i have the right to decline a commission. i prefer to be paid up front, as i normally dont start a commission until it is paid for. if for any reason i fail to complete your commission or have dissatisfied you in any way, i will give you a full refund.

i only accept payment via paypal.

just a reminder that commissions are still going and im throwing in a cute little icon of your choice just as a thanks (also im nearing 3k followers so i want to thank yous all for that too <3)

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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Source

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koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/98022471112/oneshortdamnfuse-princess-siddnttety

oneshortdamnfuse:

princess-siddnttety:

hazeldash:

birdhead:

pyrositshere:

internetgoose:

I’m gonna depress the hell out of all of you. ready? ok go

so, that “stop devaluing feminized work post”

nice idea and all

but the thing is, as soon as a decent number of…

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

(Source: crawfords-slut, via princejakers)

We bring you a Special News Flash from the field:

rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:

flarpingofficial:

It’s new, it’s blue - it’s Flarping.com!

Are you a roleplayer? Do you like roleplaying with people? If you’re interested in any kind of online Homestuck-based RPing, this is the place for you.

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Overdramatic sales pitch…

theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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